Three day weekend were made for booze , but there ’s a haul . baseball game game , parks , concerts , and bar : none of them allow you to fetch in your own booze . We ’re not sound out you should break the rule and institute clandestine beverage into such locations , but if you want to , here are some great style to do it .
It ’s Friday good afternoon , you ’ve made it through the retentive week , and it ’s time forHappy Hour , Gizmodo ’s weekly booze column . A cocktail mover and shaker full of innovation , science , and alcohol . Raise one for our fall brothers and sisters .
When you want to bring in a wad of hard liquor and you really , really , deeply , deeply do n’t care how you look , deliberate the Beer Belly . It fits a whopping 80 fluid ounce under your shirt , and a picayune Camelback - style hose pops out so you could drink directly from your gut ( stir up ? ) . Personally , I would n’t put anything carbonate in there , because you would n’t be able to move without shaking it . The deluxe version come with an water ice battalion to help keep it cool , but if it ’s press up into your chest of drawers , it ’s going to get lovesome anyway . Might as well just satiate it up with 80 troy ounce of hard liquor and be everybody ’s best friend . ( Also , Annelise who works there is a person , and not a chatbot.)$35
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Forget that this is a pun you need to detest but ca n’t . The Wine Rack is made by the Beer Belly folks , except that it ’s for cleaning woman , and instead of making you look fat and chunky like the Beer Bell , it just give you a large , booze - filled bosom . Sounds like a lovely combination to me . The Wine Rack can supposedly boost someone from a A - loving cup to bivalent - Ds ( with what I ’m sure is a totally natural look ) , it can hold up to 750ml of your favored beverage , and it has the same drinking hosiery as the beer belly so you do n’t have to take it off to enjoy it . breast + whiskey = marry me . Kathy Lee like it , too.$30
Who could forget our 2d episode of Happy Hour , alcohol-dependent gummy bears ? You did ? For shame . Not only are they tasty and innocent - looking , they pack a surprising impact . They ’re also really sluttish to make . fundamentally just soak some viscous bears in vodka for three to five days in the fridge . Put ’em back in the bag , and fill up it tightly ( because them thing are gooey ) .
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Another wearable concealer , but one that ’s plan to be a trivial more subtle . The Sneaky Shorts are essentially a pair of Camelback - style bladders attached to a pelvic girdle - belt . you’re able to wear them under pants or short , and they have a little hose to occupy up cup . They can bind up to 24 snow leopard , and hopefully they ’ll only give you a little moment of that “ front - butt ” look.$19
If you ’re going to a park — or anywhere they allow you to bring in cans , but no inebriant — these reusable label might just do the conjuration . You simply slap them over your stern of beer to make them reckon like tonic . Okay , if someone takes a close flavour at these , they will not drop dead muster — after all , “ Skunkpiss ” does not sound like a tasty , kid - friendly potable — but from a aloofness , it ’ll do.$10 for a six pack .
Please Hammer , do n’t intoxicate ’em . I ’ll intromit , I ’m dubious of the usefulness of this artifice . I mean , how many place are you going that would n’t allow you to have booze but would allow you to have a hammer ? It ’s for construction workers and jack of all trades , I guess , which is unsettling . Anyway , this matter allow you to hive up five ounces of booze in the handle , you’re able to use the mallet head as an ice crusher , and it reduplicate as a bottle unfastener . It seems like a mix of conspicuous and impractical , but we revalue the novelty.$17
Here ’s one for the booze - drinking golfers , which I sort of assume is all golfers . This ingenious simulated - clubhouse system apply 48 ounce of your beverage of choice , and it ’s slim enough to fit in your golfbag . It ’s pump operated like a kegful — you just pump it , press a button , and it pour your happy juice into a glass . And do n’t worry if you ’re a duffer ; it ’s insulated well enough that cold or live drink keep their temperature for up to five hour . This might really get me to encounter golf ( no it won’t).$45
Here ’s another from the Happy Hour archives . We call itThe Drunken Boyscout . Simply take some ice pops ( like Fla - Vor - Ice or Otter Pops ) , use a syringe to take out out some of the liquid , interchange that liquid state with booze , tapeline over the hole , and pop back in the freezer . They ’re really quite tasty . This trick wreak even comfortably with juice box because you may get better - tasting juice and a large volume . To get the right ratio , you ’re hold out to desire toread the whole article here .
This one ’s especially neat for ballgames . Just a simple little shock for my tuchus , Mr. Stadium Security guy ! Inside that cushion , though , lurks 750ml of whatever , which you may sneakily dispense through the integrated hose . And yes , you could sit on it , as it ’s guaranteed to hold firm for folks up to 300 pounds . There are lots of coloring outline to take from , so if you’re able to find your team ’s colors you’re able to make it even more inconspicuous . Nice.$35
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The original Smuggle Mug was so pop that it ’s completely sold out . There ’s a unexampled and improved reading coming , but woefully it wo n’t be quick until August 2012 . Still , it deserves a seat here because it ’s amazing : It ’s a mug with a hidden flask at heart . The nerveless part is that you do n’t have to take it apart to transmit the hidden booze into the main mug — you just blow into it . So you fill it up with Coke , pretend to sip but actually blow out , and boom : a delightful mixed drink . Einstein . you could pre - order now.$23
“ No officeholder , I do n’t have any alcohol with me , I ’m just pissing into this cup for afterward . ” The perfect excuse , correct ? Especially when it is n’t piss , but gold tequila . The Real Whizzinator - XXX is really just made for cheating drug tests , but why not use it for sneaking booze in somewhere ? Best of all , you’re able to absolutely horrify your friends by doing a guesswork of what seems to be your own weewee . Do the salutary fourth dimension ever stop ? They do n’t ! Because the Wizzinator is “ lifelike in its look & palpate with the sheepfold & grain of a existent flaccid penis , ” and you may select from 11 dissimilar colour ! Joy overburden ! ( take note : the Whizzinator looks like Jewish . Maybe satiate it with Manischewitz?)$100
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