Apple Keynote Beer Goggles to Become Obligatory in 2009

This one slipped even below Jim Goldman’srumor radar : The Apple Keynote Beer Goggles . Judging from today ’s snoringfest , I wo n’t be surprised if they make them obligatory for every issue in 2009 .

https://gizmodo.com/rumor-smash-no-zune-phone-at-ces-5107042

Many people are sock the Philnote because it was a dullard and there were no fresh novel NEW toys . In reality , the keynote was n’t very different from many other that Steve Jobs did in the yesteryear . I remember some who were mostly the same : dateless software demonstrations plus a hardware update here or there . In fact , I think there were even worse keynotes , like that time when an endless parade of third - party software directors came on level to show their support to Mac OS X. It take me several Guinness pint to get over that one .

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So give what he had to acquaint today - and I ’ve to say that I love the newfangled iPhoto and iMovie - El Schillerino did quite a good job . But even while he was good , plain he ’s not Steve Jobs and people were n’t as enthusiastic as when El Esteban is on point . I do n’t know what ’s going to occur whenJobs finally retires from Apple , but maybe the keystone for success goes through free beer for everyone at the door . And probablyfree pizzatoo .

https://gizmodo.com/is-steve-jobs-preparing-his-farewell-5063281

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