Steve Ballmer has break that his human relationship with the world ’s most famous Zune proprietor , Bill Gates , is akin to that of a husband and wife . In an consultation with the Daily Telegraph , everyone ’s favorite chief exec babble out about “ the husband - wife - sidekick affair , ” he has goin’ on with Bill Gates . And then he just demand the doctrine of analogy one dance step too far :

“ We participated together in have birth to this amazing affair called Microsoft , ” chirped the seven - billion - dollar mankind , bringing up unwelcome Monday - dawning visions of hot piddle , fair towels and placenta . According to Steve , he and Bill are parent to four kids . Uh - huh …

“ We happen to have two tiddler that are a little older , and they are swell kidskin , they are still produce . They are in high schooling , they are wonderful , they have got their whole future in front of them . That is our screen background – Windows and Office – and our server business . Then we have start these two young kids . They are four or five , they are really at a formative degree , and they are building their muscular tissue . That is where we are in online and machine . ”

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Then he started shouting . “ I love all four of our kids , I really do . ” The full interview is here . [ Telegraph ]

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