Bill Gates made a parody Christmas - themedDavid S. Pumpkinsvideo in fiat to raise his Reddit expect Me Anything on Monday . While the previous prison term is direct out of a man of dystopian fable , it ’s substantial , and now I need to die .
How do you feel ? Are you hunky-dory ?
Sure , I might be overreacting . Of course , the television could be interpreted as sweet-scented and playful . Yes , it is ultimately harmless . I did n’t think that dumb SNL resume could get less funny — I’m a knownDavid S. Pumpkins - hater — but knowing it gets worse makes me want to melt away into nihility . It ’s the same touch sensation you get when your dad convinces your friends he ’s a CIA agent as “ a prank ” or asks the waitress at Applebee ’s for a “ drinky - poo ” or chooses to perform Marvin Gaye ’s “ Sexual Healing ” at class karaoke .
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What ’s worse ? Bill Gates making this is deeply unsurprising . He has a long history of create his own parodies ofSNL sketchesandcommercials .
And nevertheless , I ’m depart with doubtfulness : Why make the television Christmas - themed if you ’re going to release it in February ? Why bring another reference into the mix by dressing his snowman like Frozen ’s Olaf ?
In the original Pumpkins sketch , Tom Hanks slap the asses of the two skeleton men he ’s sandwich between . Why does Gates still employ ass - slapping good core if he does n’t , in fact , slap the tush of his correspondent snowmen ? And why does n’t Gates slap any fuck ?
What is he afraid of ?
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