I ’m writing this from under the sofa . Because they ’re watching me , you sleep together . The Feds . They are – I can feel it in my toenails , which have n’t stopped tingling all day . And until I complete knitting my tinfoil two-piece and matching peep - a - boo balaclava helmet , I ’m not leave my hiding blank space . It might be different if I had $ 350 , then I could yield this box of tricks from MicroVideoX , which can tell me just how the Bureau is doing its dirty employment . It can discover wireless video surveillance , laser sound , voice and internet speech sound tap and it ’s even got a GPS tracking unit . But to tell you the accuracy , I get more pleasure from the bikini .
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