In the latest blow for gender equivalence in fabricated entertainment , a female federal agent will be one of the new protagonist of the fourth Men in contraband pic , according to producer Laurie MacDonald . Somewhere , someone with a phallus is probably just furious about it .
This hit me as profoundly comical . Not the novel female MiB character , that ’s actually only noteworthy in the fact that she ’ll presumably be replacing franchise stars Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones , neither of whom have yet signed on for the picture — but that somewhere , there ’s some dude who visualize this news and is keel in shock and scandal . He quick copy the text of the screed on man ’s rights he was write for the IGN comment section or some poop and saves it in a Word document for later . He opens a raw comment on the MiB4 news , and starts typing before he devil to establish a lucid thought on the subject area , let his ire drive his fingers . To him , feminize — nay , deflower the paragons of maleness that are the Men in Black is the final chaff , just like the former eight concluding straws .
Those hoot vagina - owner are coming for all I hold dear , he thinks as he reaches the 1,000 word mark . But they wo n’t take the valiant valet of the Men in Black from me without a competitiveness . I mean , what are the going to call the picture show — Women in Black ? ! He laugh softly , not at the joke , which he is surefooted has pass off to no one else . He laughs because he live that with this annihilative observation , he ’s won the argument , even if those SJW fool are going to be too foolish to realize it .
genuinely , my cause is just , he thinks as he hits “ post input . ” He await it will take a daylight or two for the bon mot to attain the villainous MacDonald , whom he take over is a unexampled producer determined to “ pussify ” the Men in Black , never bothering to check IMDB to see that she ’s bring out all three MiB moving-picture show , as well as Gladiator . Add another solar day or two after that for MacDonald to recover emotionally , like women necessitate to do , for cancel her foolish female propaganda .
[ ViaBBC ]
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