Don’t Forget to Celebrate These Apple Announcement Day Traditions
‘ Twas the night before Announcement Day , when all through the house , families turned on their iMacs and began clicking their mouses ; The turtlenecks folded by the chimney with preciseness , in hopes that St. Jobs would emerge as a vision . The children stared at iPads , bathe in dark light , and all gathered ‘ round of drinks to perform the iRites : 1 . Iron and fold your sacrificial opprobrious turtle ....